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    AngelaJoy

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    joke of the day?

    Post  AngelaJoy on Tue Sep 22, 2009 7:41 pm

    just curious if anyone is interested.
    my one medical instructor is telling a medical related joke everyday.
    I was thinking of posting them... and of course anyone else who would want to can post.
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    Re: joke of the day?

    Post  heathermarie on Tue Sep 22, 2009 7:45 pm

    i think its a good idea! i love jokes haha


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    Post  xxGetFreakyxx on Tue Sep 22, 2009 7:53 pm

    thats a cute idea Very Happy


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    Post  JesseMacNY on Tue Sep 22, 2009 8:39 pm

    Sure!!!!Go ahead


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    Re: joke of the day?

    Post  AngelaJoy on Tue Sep 22, 2009 9:07 pm

    joke of the day:
    a man goes into the doctors office... the doctor had asked him to go in.. the doctor says to the patient.
    "I have some bad news and really bad news. Which would you like to hear first?"
    "the bad news." the patient answers.
    "The bad news is that you have 24 hours to live"
    "that is pretty bad news. What's the really bad news?" the patient asked
    "I've been trying to reach you since yesterday"

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    Re: joke of the day?

    Post  AngelaJoy on Sat Sep 26, 2009 8:55 pm

    sorry no jokes lately.. my instructer hasnt gotten any for us lately.... she's read mistakes with documentation
    and "you know you're a nurse when"

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    Re: joke of the day?

    Post  AngelaJoy on Tue Dec 22, 2009 10:34 pm

    this ones really bad, i know, but my dad told it to me today

    what is blue, and smells like red paint?

















    Blue paint
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    Post  JMacLover09 on Thu Dec 24, 2009 7:24 pm

    AngelaJoy wrote:this ones really bad, i know, but my dad told it to me today

    what is blue, and smells like red paint?

















    Blue paint

    ... i don't think i get that one. haha sorry! went right over my head.


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    Re: joke of the day?

    Post  AngelaJoy on Fri Dec 25, 2009 12:04 pm

    JMacLover09 wrote:
    AngelaJoy wrote:this ones really bad, i know, but my dad told it to me today

    what is blue, and smells like red paint?

















    Blue paint

    ... i don't think i get that one. haha sorry! went right over my head.


    something blue and SMELLS like red paint

    paint smells the same reguardless of the color... so blue paint smells the same as red paint
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    Post  iwantjessenow4me on Wed Dec 30, 2009 12:57 am

    that joke stunk so bad i don't even think it sould be called a joke!

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    Re: joke of the day?

    Post  AngelaJoy on Fri Jan 01, 2010 2:13 pm

    iwantjessenow4me wrote:that joke stunk so bad i don't even think it sould be called a joke!

    i know. it was a horrible joke.. i heard it the day before i posted.
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    Post  xxGetFreakyxx on Fri Jan 01, 2010 2:17 pm

    AngelaJoy wrote:
    iwantjessenow4me wrote:that joke stunk so bad i don't even think it sould be called a joke!

    i know. it was a horrible joke.. i heard it the day before i posted.

    i thought it was cute Very Happy lol


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    Post  iwantjessenow4me on Thu Jan 14, 2010 2:09 pm

    what starts will F and ends with CK?

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    Re: joke of the day?

    Post  AngelaJoy on Thu Jan 14, 2010 6:27 pm

    fire truck
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    Post  JMacLover09 on Thu Jan 14, 2010 8:31 pm

    AngelaJoy wrote:fire truck

    ha! that's good. i never would have thought of that one!


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    Re: joke of the day?

    Post  iwantjessenow4me on Thu Jan 14, 2010 10:16 pm

    yes.it is fire truck.

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    Re: joke of the day?

    Post  AngelaJoy on Tue Mar 02, 2010 10:26 pm

    A doctor of psychology was doing his normal morning rounds when he entered a patient's room.

    He found Patient #1 sitting on the floor, pretending to saw a piece of wood in half.

    Patient #2 was hanging from the ceiling, by his feet.

    The doctor asked patient number 1 what he was doing.

    The patient replied, "Can't you see I'm sawing this piece of wood in half?"

    The doctor inquired of Patient #1 what Patient #2 was doing.

    Patient #1 replied, "Oh. He's my friend, but he's a little crazy. He thinks he's a lightbulb."

    The doctor looks up and notices Patient #2's face is going all red.

    The doctor asks Patient #1, "If he's your friend, you should get him down from there before he hurts himself"

    Patient #1 replies, "What? And work in the dark?"

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