episode 1 Oxygen
Scene 1.
Jesse is comming home into his pent house.
Emily is already in his house, getting food
out of his fridge. Jesse comes in the front
door and sees someone in his fridge. Emily
raises up to put the food on his counter
and sees him standing there. They both
scream and Emily drops all of the food on
the floor! Jesse walks over to her in
frustration and helps pick the food up,
putting in on the counter. Then faces her.
Jesse: I thought - I bolted all my locks?
*Emily grins sly at Jesse*
Emily: Not good enough, did you? *crowd chuckle*
*Jesse frowns at Emily*
Jesse: So how is it, you always get in here?
Emily: Well I don't know... I'm just clever!
Jesse: Now i'm gonna hide my spare key
in such a good place, there is no way you are going
to find it!
Emily: So you're going to hide it in your mailbox?
Jesse: Damn! How did you guess that so quick?
Emily: I know you better than you think I do..
Jesse eyes Emily.
Jesse: You're creepy.....
Emily grins big
Emily: I know! *grabs Jesse's cheecks* You are just so cute! *crowd laughs*
Jesse stands there looking nervious
Emily sighs with joy and walks off...
~ Fades into theme song and then goes into Scene 2. ~
Scene 2.
Jesse is getting ready for concert.
At Lori and Anna's apartment,
Emily, Bri, and 1 other girl are sitting on the couch,
waiting to see Jesse perform live on tv!
Lori is sitting at the kitchen table, on her laptop.
Anna walks in, barely able to walk across the floor.
Anna: Owe owe!
Lori: What is wrong with you?
Anna: Remember how last week I said I would start riding my bicycle everyday so I can
exercise?
Lori: Um, yea?
Anna grabs onto her back in pain leanning forward then raises back straight up.
Anna: Well I wasn't kidding... *Crowd laughs*
Emily and Bri start to scream as they see Jesse comming on the tv.
Anna: What are they screamming about?
Emily turns to see Anna and grins sly
Emily: Oh you are just in time to see Jesse perform live!
Anna stares at Emily and then looks up towards the ceiling at God.
Anna: Why me?
Emily: Oh you know how much you two are inlove with each other.. Sit down and
watch him!
Anna rolls her eyes and squeezes between the girls on the couch.
Back at the concert, Jesse has brought a girl on stage and is about to sing,
'Oxygen' to her!
While he is singing, the girl is so excited and overwhelmed shes feeling light
headed. As Jesse gets into the song, he leans into the fan's lap still singing.
The fan finally can't take no more excitement and passes out, falling over ontop
of Jesse. Jesse trys to raise up and realizes shes passed out on him. He freaks
out shouting in the micro phone.
Jesse: Oh my God! She really does need Oxygen! Someone call 911!
Back at the aparment, the girls are freaking out.
Bri: See? That is what Jesse does to us poor girls!
Anna glairs at Bri weirded out.
Emily: Oh wow, I hope she is ok!
Lori: What happened?
Bri: Jesse swooned a girl and she fainted on him!
Backstage at the concert, Jesse can no longer wait for the ambulence and is
giving the fan CPR!
When the fan starts waking up, openning her eyes and realizing Jesse is giving
her CPR, she passes
back out. *crowd laughs hard* Jesse doesn't know it.
Jesse: Oh God it's not working! HELP!!!!! *crowd laugh*
Ambulence people finally show up and take the fan away.
~ Then scene fades to next scene. ~
Scene 3.
Back at Jesse's aparment, Emily opens the door and Jesse stands up from his
fridge, caught off guard and jumps out of his skin!
Jesse: Ok seriously. If you are going to keep finding ways into my place, please
knock or let me know you are comming.
Emily smiles cheerfully.
Emily: OK. I will!
Jesse sighs going back to making his swandwhich.
Emily: Whatcha doing?
Jesse looks up at her still very frustraited.
Jesse: Making a swandwhich. Becuase i'm a regular guy too!
Emily picks up the fancy deli meat, examming it.
Emily: Fancy, exspensive, cold cuts. Very regular! *crowd giggles at her
sarcasim*
Jesse: Whatever, it's my life. I'll eat what I want. Why are you here, anyway?
Do you have nothing better to do?
Emily: Ok, I have a surprise for you!
Jesse looks at her upset and confused.
Jesse: A surprise? Emily, what the heck?
Emily: Yes, a blind date!
Jesse: No! NO! NO! *whines*
Emily: Yes come on now. It's been over a year since your last celebrity break
up. Plus this time, it's not a celebrity!
Jesse: Ok just shoot me Emily. Get it over with! I hate blind dates. They are so
wrong.
Emily: How are they wrong?
Jesse: Wrong as is in, Not right? *crowd chuckles*
Emily: Oh but I set you up with the most perfect person for you! You will have
alot of fun, I promise!
Jesse stops and thinks. Then sets down the butter knife in his hand on his
counter.
Jesse: Fine, when should I be ready?
Emily: A limo will pick you up at 7 sharp.
Jesse stops and his eyes get big at her.
Jesse: You set me up with a normal chick and a limo is picking me up? WHAT IS
WRONG WITH YOU?
Emily: Trust me, this person wont think of it as extravaganza! Shes way down to
earth.
Jesse sighs bitting the nuckle of his thumb.
Jesse: Fine, but you owe me!
Emily smiles so excited
Emily: Yay i'm so happy for you!
~ Fades into next scene ~
Scene 4.
At the girl's aparment.
Anna is trying to type on her laptop. Lori keeps sweeping with the vaccum trying
to clean every single thing.
Anna can't take the noise of how loud it is and stands up trying to grab the
hose from Lori, to make her stop.
Lori: What are you trying to do?
Anna: You have cleaned enough! I can't think straight!
Lori: I'm - I'm almost done!
Anna: You've done enough! The rest of the dust isn't going to hurt us!
Lori and Anna are both pulling back and foward on the hose trying to take it.
Lori: No! You - No! You don't understand! I have to clean!
Anna: The dust isn't hurting us! Life goes on!
Lori squeels trying so hard to keep the hose in her hands. She shakes her head.
Lori: No! No! No! I need to clean the rest of the dust!
Anna: LIFE GOES ON! WE ARE FINE!
Finally while they are both falling on the floor still fighting over the hose,
Kyle walks in just staring at them and shaking his head disappointed.
Kyle: I always come at bad time. Anna then stands up finally shutting off the hose.
Lori: No you are fine! I'm just cleanning.
Kyle grins and hugs Lori.
Emily finally runs in, letting the door slam and runs up to Anna jumping and
freaking.
Anna: Okay what is your problem, gotta use the bathroom? Lori isn't done cleanning it!
Emily: Oh - no! I have news for you!
Anna: Me?
Emily: Yes you! *crowd chuckle* I set you up on a blind date!
Anna just glairs at Emily not sure what to say next.
Emily waves at her, to get her attention.
Emily: Hello... Aren't you excited?
Anna: If I can kill you now, then yes, i'm very excited!
Emily gulps looking at Anna, while her eyes get big!
Then Kyle goes off into the kitchen and Lori turns around to join Emily and Anna.
Lori: Yes! A blind date would be perfect for you. Just what you need, to get
over your stupid ex! *smirks* LOSER!
Anna: I am over him, trust me! I don't like the thought of a blind date. Sounds
so wrong!
Emily: oh, Wrong?
Anna: As in not right?
Emily's eyes get big again
Emily: Ya know, i've heard that said before.. I think it's silly! You will have
so much fun! Get out of the house!
Lori: Yes, come on Anna! I'm going out with Kyle, i'm sure Emily is um, Well,
shes going out too, i'm sure....
Emily looks at lori shocked for her answer!
Emily: Bri and I always go with the other girls shopping and we have our Jesse
meetings afterwards.
Lori laughs. Emily looks back at her again, feeling very upset now.
Lori: That's funny! An actual Jesse meeting! *Emily and Anna glair at her* What?
Ok! I'm sorry!
Anna: What good will it be if I go on this *quotes with her fingers* Blind date?
Emily: He's perfect for you! Trust me, you will thank me big time!
Anna sighs heavy.
Annd: Alright, i'll go... When shold I be ready?
Emily jumps up and down clapping!
Emily: You need to arrive at "The Bone Fish', at 7 sharp! Look for a guy with an
orange tie on!
Anna thinks really deep standing there facing the ground, then her eyes look up
at Emily. *sighs her funny sigh*
Anna: Okay then fine! You both owe me though!
Emily: Yea I owe alot of people....
Lori is already walked off to follow Kyle.
~ Scene fades into next ~
Scene 5.
Jesse is at his pent house adjusting his tie and Emily is coaching him.
Jesse: So if it's a blind date, is she blind?
Emily: haha Well actually now that you mention it, shes very blind..
Jesse looks at her concerned.
Jesse: WHAT? *crowd laugh*
Emily: Not physically blind in the eyes..
Jesse looks at her weird.
Jesse: Oh-K-then.....
Emily: Good you look hot! Now the girl you are meeting, will be in a baby, blue,
dress. So look for that.
Jesse shakes his head and then grabs his suit jacket, putting it on, as he
starts to exit.
Jesse: Alrighty then. I'm off!
Emily waves so excited and as soon as Jesse shuts his door, Bri comes out from
behind the couch.
Bri: Awe, our wittle Jesse is all grown up and on his first blind date!
Emily: Wanna go spy?
Bri nods and they both rush out of the pent house to follow him.
At the Bone Fish, Anna is standing outside of the front entrance, watching close
to every guy that goes in.
The hostess walks up to her curious.
Hostess: May I be an asisstance to you maddam?
Anna: Oh-no, i'm just waiting for my date to arrive. I have yet to see him.
*Hostess walks off, while she still talks* Ofcourse it's a blind date, so it
could be anybody really!
Anna turns around to see the hostess lost interest and is back inside the
restaruant.
Jesse finally arrives off to the side of the bone fish, getting out of the limo
and thanking the driver with a tip.
Then walks around the front looking for his blind date. Anna is tired of waiting
and walks to the side, to see if anyone is there.
Both her and Jesse walk right into each other, noticing what they have on.
Anna: Jesse-what-Wait... Are you wearing a orange tie?
Jesse: No, it's purple....*with sarcasim*
Anna: Oh crap!!!
Jesse: You are wearing a blue dress, what the heck???
Anna: Tell me you aren't here for a blind date!!
Jesse: You tell me the same thing!
They both stand there looking so shocked and nervious as can be.
Anna: I'm gonna kill Emily!
Jesse: NOt IF I GET TO HER FIRST!
Anna: Wait! Wait! So you are saying you would never go on a date with me?
Jesse: Well, you would never go on a date with me!
Anna: How would you know? Can you read my mind?
Jesse: Um, I don't know.... Why? Would you actually go on a date with me?
Anna: I ASKED YOU FIRST, MR!
Jesse's eyes are big, yet hes getting turned on by her.
Jesse: Fine, will go on this date! Then for desert, will tare into Emily's
flesh!
Anna: Thats sounds good to me!
Then after they stand there a minute awkwardly, Jesse trys to hold out his arm to escort
Anna inside.
Anna is a nervious, as well as Jesse. She can't seem to do it, then Jesse holds
out his other arm.
Jesse: Uh here, try this arm.
Anna grabs on it finally.
Anna: O-o-k....
Then they go inside. As soon as they do, Emily and Bri pop out of the bushes.
Bri has on a sideways hat.
Emily: Ok Bri, why are you wearing a hat sideways?
Bri: Shh.. It's my disguise!
Emily rolls her eyes and then they rush to the other side of the building to
peak in the winow at Jesse and Anna.
Scene 6. Inside the bone fish.
Emily and Bri are having trouble seeing Jesse and Anna in the window.
Bri: I can't see anything Emily! Move over!
Emily pushes on bri and bri pushes back. Then they both pile their heads
ontop of each other, pressing their noses in the window trying to see
Jesse and Anna. Inside, Jesse and Anna are at a table trying to talk.
Jesse: I've always hated the idea of blind dates!
Anna: Well me too but you don't see me complainning here.
Jesse: No I don't. I guess that makes you the good angel.*with sarcasim*
Anna: Well i'm too hungary to worry about it all anyway. As long as you are still paying...
Jesse: So you're not a good angel, youre a gold digger!
Anna: NO...shouldn't the guy in the date always pay?
Jesse: What if its two guys in the date? Then who pays, hmm?
Anna rolls her eyes looking away while Jesse sighs, rolls his eyes and then picks his menu back up.
While Emily and Bri are still pressed into the window, a customer spots them and complains!
The hostess runs around to where they are and shews them to leave. They try to fight him and shew
him back but he eventually wins. So they have to go around to the back door of the kitchen and sneak
in through there, till they get in the booth that is only three tables away from Jesse and Anna, so
they can listen on them and still spy.
Jesse: So tell me...
Anna: I can't tell you. Its a secret!
Jesse:*sighs* You don't know even know what I want you to tell me yet!
Anna: Why should I tell you anything?
Jesse: Oh come on. We are on a date! Can we not talk like normal people or do we have to always smart-off?
Anna: Hey I was wondering the same thing.
Jesse: Y-you were?
Anna: Sure whatever you say.
Jesse: Oh now there you go again! Stop that!
Anna: I'll stop if you stop.
Jesse: But i'm not...Oh nevermind. I see what you are doing. If you want me to pay the bill, you better be nice!
Anna backs off with her hands up and then goes back to drinking her glass of water.
Emily and Bri are trying to listen but its hard becuase they aren't close enough.
Bri: I need to get closer. I can't hear anything they say!
Emily: Bri don't!
Bri stands up rushing across the restaurunt till she finds an empty tray. She uses it to hide her face and then walks
towards the table where Jesse and Anna are. She stops one table away from them next to another couple eating. They both
look up at her.
Guy: Um do you need something?
Bri peaks from behind the tray to see the couple.
Bri: Shh! Im spying on my friends having dinner. I wanna know what they are saying!
Then Emily comes over to Bri, grabs her by the shirt and starts yanking her away really fast.
Finally by the time Bri sets the tray back, both her and Emily see Jesse and Anna standing up to leave.
Jesse has his arm back out for Anna to hold and escorts her to leave out of the place. Bri and Emily follow.
Scene 7. Infront of Anna's apartment.
Anna: Okay well dinner wasn't too bad...
Jesse: Yea it turned out okay. Although I was disappointed who my blind date was!
Anna smacks his arm hard, making Jesse pull away from her feeling pain.
Jesse: Geez woman! What is your problem?
Anna: Thats for dating me! Oh and here is another in case you try to ever date me again!
Anna smacks Jesse on his arm again as hes trying to pull away freaked out.
Emily and Bri both happen to be peaking around the corner of the hall to watch them.
They both are feeling bad for Jesse and worried about Anna!
Jesse: Fine! I wont date you again!
Anna: Oh so what, you think you are too good for me?
Jesse: WHAT? You just slapped me....
Anna slaps him again for being smart with her.
Anna: I wouldn't ever date you again anyway...
Jesse: Well I hope not, if you are gonna smack me at the end of it! God!
Anna: Oh shut up and kiss me goodnight already!
Anna grabs Jesse by the shirt quickly not able to hold back her feelings and
presses her lips into his to kiss him. Jesse is shocked with his hands out in the air.
Then Anna quickly lets go afraid almost pushing Jesse away but then pulls him back to her
and dust off his shirt.
Jesse: Whoa ok. You are the most confusing chick in the world!
Before he can say anything else, Anna slaps his cheeck.
Anna: Don't ever kiss me again ya nasty!
Jesse just keeps looking at her so shocked while Emily and Bri are watching shocked too.
No one is saying a word. Then Anna slowly starts to enter her apartment.
Anna: Goodnight!
Jesse just stands there still rubbing his face disappointed and looking sad.
Jesse: Okay. Goodnight!
Then Jesse turns to exit and head for his penthouse. Emily and Bri already beat him there.
When Jesse goes inside they are there and he is caught off guard again.
Jesse: Ugh, you two...again..
Emily: Oh my gosh, so how was your date? Tell us!
Jesse: I don't wanna talk about it...
Emily: But like, wasn't I right about she was perfect for you?
Jesse: The only thing you were right about is she is blind!
Emily: Wh...*Jesse interrupts*
Jesse: Please...I don't wanna talk about it.
Then Jesse exits into the hallway where the bedrooms are.
Bri: Awe, our wittle Jesse is heartbroken! *crys dramactly* What are we gonna do?
Emily: I think we done enough for tonight. Lets leave.
Bri starts to leave towards the way Jesse left.
Emily: BRI!!!!
Bri quickly turns around and now follows Emily's direction. Then they exit!
Scene 1.
Jesse is comming home into his pent house.
Emily is already in his house, getting food
out of his fridge. Jesse comes in the front
door and sees someone in his fridge. Emily
raises up to put the food on his counter
and sees him standing there. They both
scream and Emily drops all of the food on
the floor! Jesse walks over to her in
frustration and helps pick the food up,
putting in on the counter. Then faces her.
Jesse: I thought - I bolted all my locks?
*Emily grins sly at Jesse*
Emily: Not good enough, did you? *crowd chuckle*
*Jesse frowns at Emily*
Jesse: So how is it, you always get in here?
Emily: Well I don't know... I'm just clever!
Jesse: Now i'm gonna hide my spare key
in such a good place, there is no way you are going
to find it!
Emily: So you're going to hide it in your mailbox?
Jesse: Damn! How did you guess that so quick?
Emily: I know you better than you think I do..
Jesse eyes Emily.
Jesse: You're creepy.....
Emily grins big
Emily: I know! *grabs Jesse's cheecks* You are just so cute! *crowd laughs*
Jesse stands there looking nervious
Emily sighs with joy and walks off...
~ Fades into theme song and then goes into Scene 2. ~
Scene 2.
Jesse is getting ready for concert.
At Lori and Anna's apartment,
Emily, Bri, and 1 other girl are sitting on the couch,
waiting to see Jesse perform live on tv!
Lori is sitting at the kitchen table, on her laptop.
Anna walks in, barely able to walk across the floor.
Anna: Owe owe!
Lori: What is wrong with you?
Anna: Remember how last week I said I would start riding my bicycle everyday so I can
exercise?
Lori: Um, yea?
Anna grabs onto her back in pain leanning forward then raises back straight up.
Anna: Well I wasn't kidding... *Crowd laughs*
Emily and Bri start to scream as they see Jesse comming on the tv.
Anna: What are they screamming about?
Emily turns to see Anna and grins sly
Emily: Oh you are just in time to see Jesse perform live!
Anna stares at Emily and then looks up towards the ceiling at God.
Anna: Why me?
Emily: Oh you know how much you two are inlove with each other.. Sit down and
watch him!
Anna rolls her eyes and squeezes between the girls on the couch.
Back at the concert, Jesse has brought a girl on stage and is about to sing,
'Oxygen' to her!
While he is singing, the girl is so excited and overwhelmed shes feeling light
headed. As Jesse gets into the song, he leans into the fan's lap still singing.
The fan finally can't take no more excitement and passes out, falling over ontop
of Jesse. Jesse trys to raise up and realizes shes passed out on him. He freaks
out shouting in the micro phone.
Jesse: Oh my God! She really does need Oxygen! Someone call 911!
Back at the aparment, the girls are freaking out.
Bri: See? That is what Jesse does to us poor girls!
Anna glairs at Bri weirded out.
Emily: Oh wow, I hope she is ok!
Lori: What happened?
Bri: Jesse swooned a girl and she fainted on him!
Backstage at the concert, Jesse can no longer wait for the ambulence and is
giving the fan CPR!
When the fan starts waking up, openning her eyes and realizing Jesse is giving
her CPR, she passes
back out. *crowd laughs hard* Jesse doesn't know it.
Jesse: Oh God it's not working! HELP!!!!! *crowd laugh*
Ambulence people finally show up and take the fan away.
~ Then scene fades to next scene. ~
Scene 3.
Back at Jesse's aparment, Emily opens the door and Jesse stands up from his
fridge, caught off guard and jumps out of his skin!
Jesse: Ok seriously. If you are going to keep finding ways into my place, please
knock or let me know you are comming.
Emily smiles cheerfully.
Emily: OK. I will!
Jesse sighs going back to making his swandwhich.
Emily: Whatcha doing?
Jesse looks up at her still very frustraited.
Jesse: Making a swandwhich. Becuase i'm a regular guy too!
Emily picks up the fancy deli meat, examming it.
Emily: Fancy, exspensive, cold cuts. Very regular! *crowd giggles at her
sarcasim*
Jesse: Whatever, it's my life. I'll eat what I want. Why are you here, anyway?
Do you have nothing better to do?
Emily: Ok, I have a surprise for you!
Jesse looks at her upset and confused.
Jesse: A surprise? Emily, what the heck?
Emily: Yes, a blind date!
Jesse: No! NO! NO! *whines*
Emily: Yes come on now. It's been over a year since your last celebrity break
up. Plus this time, it's not a celebrity!
Jesse: Ok just shoot me Emily. Get it over with! I hate blind dates. They are so
wrong.
Emily: How are they wrong?
Jesse: Wrong as is in, Not right? *crowd chuckles*
Emily: Oh but I set you up with the most perfect person for you! You will have
alot of fun, I promise!
Jesse stops and thinks. Then sets down the butter knife in his hand on his
counter.
Jesse: Fine, when should I be ready?
Emily: A limo will pick you up at 7 sharp.
Jesse stops and his eyes get big at her.
Jesse: You set me up with a normal chick and a limo is picking me up? WHAT IS
WRONG WITH YOU?
Emily: Trust me, this person wont think of it as extravaganza! Shes way down to
earth.
Jesse sighs bitting the nuckle of his thumb.
Jesse: Fine, but you owe me!
Emily smiles so excited
Emily: Yay i'm so happy for you!
~ Fades into next scene ~
Scene 4.
At the girl's aparment.
Anna is trying to type on her laptop. Lori keeps sweeping with the vaccum trying
to clean every single thing.
Anna can't take the noise of how loud it is and stands up trying to grab the
hose from Lori, to make her stop.
Lori: What are you trying to do?
Anna: You have cleaned enough! I can't think straight!
Lori: I'm - I'm almost done!
Anna: You've done enough! The rest of the dust isn't going to hurt us!
Lori and Anna are both pulling back and foward on the hose trying to take it.
Lori: No! You - No! You don't understand! I have to clean!
Anna: The dust isn't hurting us! Life goes on!
Lori squeels trying so hard to keep the hose in her hands. She shakes her head.
Lori: No! No! No! I need to clean the rest of the dust!
Anna: LIFE GOES ON! WE ARE FINE!
Finally while they are both falling on the floor still fighting over the hose,
Kyle walks in just staring at them and shaking his head disappointed.
Kyle: I always come at bad time. Anna then stands up finally shutting off the hose.
Lori: No you are fine! I'm just cleanning.
Kyle grins and hugs Lori.
Emily finally runs in, letting the door slam and runs up to Anna jumping and
freaking.
Anna: Okay what is your problem, gotta use the bathroom? Lori isn't done cleanning it!
Emily: Oh - no! I have news for you!
Anna: Me?
Emily: Yes you! *crowd chuckle* I set you up on a blind date!
Anna just glairs at Emily not sure what to say next.
Emily waves at her, to get her attention.
Emily: Hello... Aren't you excited?
Anna: If I can kill you now, then yes, i'm very excited!
Emily gulps looking at Anna, while her eyes get big!
Then Kyle goes off into the kitchen and Lori turns around to join Emily and Anna.
Lori: Yes! A blind date would be perfect for you. Just what you need, to get
over your stupid ex! *smirks* LOSER!
Anna: I am over him, trust me! I don't like the thought of a blind date. Sounds
so wrong!
Emily: oh, Wrong?
Anna: As in not right?
Emily's eyes get big again
Emily: Ya know, i've heard that said before.. I think it's silly! You will have
so much fun! Get out of the house!
Lori: Yes, come on Anna! I'm going out with Kyle, i'm sure Emily is um, Well,
shes going out too, i'm sure....
Emily looks at lori shocked for her answer!
Emily: Bri and I always go with the other girls shopping and we have our Jesse
meetings afterwards.
Lori laughs. Emily looks back at her again, feeling very upset now.
Lori: That's funny! An actual Jesse meeting! *Emily and Anna glair at her* What?
Ok! I'm sorry!
Anna: What good will it be if I go on this *quotes with her fingers* Blind date?
Emily: He's perfect for you! Trust me, you will thank me big time!
Anna sighs heavy.
Annd: Alright, i'll go... When shold I be ready?
Emily jumps up and down clapping!
Emily: You need to arrive at "The Bone Fish', at 7 sharp! Look for a guy with an
orange tie on!
Anna thinks really deep standing there facing the ground, then her eyes look up
at Emily. *sighs her funny sigh*
Anna: Okay then fine! You both owe me though!
Emily: Yea I owe alot of people....
Lori is already walked off to follow Kyle.
~ Scene fades into next ~
Scene 5.
Jesse is at his pent house adjusting his tie and Emily is coaching him.
Jesse: So if it's a blind date, is she blind?
Emily: haha Well actually now that you mention it, shes very blind..
Jesse looks at her concerned.
Jesse: WHAT? *crowd laugh*
Emily: Not physically blind in the eyes..
Jesse looks at her weird.
Jesse: Oh-K-then.....
Emily: Good you look hot! Now the girl you are meeting, will be in a baby, blue,
dress. So look for that.
Jesse shakes his head and then grabs his suit jacket, putting it on, as he
starts to exit.
Jesse: Alrighty then. I'm off!
Emily waves so excited and as soon as Jesse shuts his door, Bri comes out from
behind the couch.
Bri: Awe, our wittle Jesse is all grown up and on his first blind date!
Emily: Wanna go spy?
Bri nods and they both rush out of the pent house to follow him.
At the Bone Fish, Anna is standing outside of the front entrance, watching close
to every guy that goes in.
The hostess walks up to her curious.
Hostess: May I be an asisstance to you maddam?
Anna: Oh-no, i'm just waiting for my date to arrive. I have yet to see him.
*Hostess walks off, while she still talks* Ofcourse it's a blind date, so it
could be anybody really!
Anna turns around to see the hostess lost interest and is back inside the
restaruant.
Jesse finally arrives off to the side of the bone fish, getting out of the limo
and thanking the driver with a tip.
Then walks around the front looking for his blind date. Anna is tired of waiting
and walks to the side, to see if anyone is there.
Both her and Jesse walk right into each other, noticing what they have on.
Anna: Jesse-what-Wait... Are you wearing a orange tie?
Jesse: No, it's purple....*with sarcasim*
Anna: Oh crap!!!
Jesse: You are wearing a blue dress, what the heck???
Anna: Tell me you aren't here for a blind date!!
Jesse: You tell me the same thing!
They both stand there looking so shocked and nervious as can be.
Anna: I'm gonna kill Emily!
Jesse: NOt IF I GET TO HER FIRST!
Anna: Wait! Wait! So you are saying you would never go on a date with me?
Jesse: Well, you would never go on a date with me!
Anna: How would you know? Can you read my mind?
Jesse: Um, I don't know.... Why? Would you actually go on a date with me?
Anna: I ASKED YOU FIRST, MR!
Jesse's eyes are big, yet hes getting turned on by her.
Jesse: Fine, will go on this date! Then for desert, will tare into Emily's
flesh!
Anna: Thats sounds good to me!
Then after they stand there a minute awkwardly, Jesse trys to hold out his arm to escort
Anna inside.
Anna is a nervious, as well as Jesse. She can't seem to do it, then Jesse holds
out his other arm.
Jesse: Uh here, try this arm.
Anna grabs on it finally.
Anna: O-o-k....
Then they go inside. As soon as they do, Emily and Bri pop out of the bushes.
Bri has on a sideways hat.
Emily: Ok Bri, why are you wearing a hat sideways?
Bri: Shh.. It's my disguise!
Emily rolls her eyes and then they rush to the other side of the building to
peak in the winow at Jesse and Anna.
Scene 6. Inside the bone fish.
Emily and Bri are having trouble seeing Jesse and Anna in the window.
Bri: I can't see anything Emily! Move over!
Emily pushes on bri and bri pushes back. Then they both pile their heads
ontop of each other, pressing their noses in the window trying to see
Jesse and Anna. Inside, Jesse and Anna are at a table trying to talk.
Jesse: I've always hated the idea of blind dates!
Anna: Well me too but you don't see me complainning here.
Jesse: No I don't. I guess that makes you the good angel.*with sarcasim*
Anna: Well i'm too hungary to worry about it all anyway. As long as you are still paying...
Jesse: So you're not a good angel, youre a gold digger!
Anna: NO...shouldn't the guy in the date always pay?
Jesse: What if its two guys in the date? Then who pays, hmm?
Anna rolls her eyes looking away while Jesse sighs, rolls his eyes and then picks his menu back up.
While Emily and Bri are still pressed into the window, a customer spots them and complains!
The hostess runs around to where they are and shews them to leave. They try to fight him and shew
him back but he eventually wins. So they have to go around to the back door of the kitchen and sneak
in through there, till they get in the booth that is only three tables away from Jesse and Anna, so
they can listen on them and still spy.
Jesse: So tell me...
Anna: I can't tell you. Its a secret!
Jesse:*sighs* You don't know even know what I want you to tell me yet!
Anna: Why should I tell you anything?
Jesse: Oh come on. We are on a date! Can we not talk like normal people or do we have to always smart-off?
Anna: Hey I was wondering the same thing.
Jesse: Y-you were?
Anna: Sure whatever you say.
Jesse: Oh now there you go again! Stop that!
Anna: I'll stop if you stop.
Jesse: But i'm not...Oh nevermind. I see what you are doing. If you want me to pay the bill, you better be nice!
Anna backs off with her hands up and then goes back to drinking her glass of water.
Emily and Bri are trying to listen but its hard becuase they aren't close enough.
Bri: I need to get closer. I can't hear anything they say!
Emily: Bri don't!
Bri stands up rushing across the restaurunt till she finds an empty tray. She uses it to hide her face and then walks
towards the table where Jesse and Anna are. She stops one table away from them next to another couple eating. They both
look up at her.
Guy: Um do you need something?
Bri peaks from behind the tray to see the couple.
Bri: Shh! Im spying on my friends having dinner. I wanna know what they are saying!
Then Emily comes over to Bri, grabs her by the shirt and starts yanking her away really fast.
Finally by the time Bri sets the tray back, both her and Emily see Jesse and Anna standing up to leave.
Jesse has his arm back out for Anna to hold and escorts her to leave out of the place. Bri and Emily follow.
Scene 7. Infront of Anna's apartment.
Anna: Okay well dinner wasn't too bad...
Jesse: Yea it turned out okay. Although I was disappointed who my blind date was!
Anna smacks his arm hard, making Jesse pull away from her feeling pain.
Jesse: Geez woman! What is your problem?
Anna: Thats for dating me! Oh and here is another in case you try to ever date me again!
Anna smacks Jesse on his arm again as hes trying to pull away freaked out.
Emily and Bri both happen to be peaking around the corner of the hall to watch them.
They both are feeling bad for Jesse and worried about Anna!
Jesse: Fine! I wont date you again!
Anna: Oh so what, you think you are too good for me?
Jesse: WHAT? You just slapped me....
Anna slaps him again for being smart with her.
Anna: I wouldn't ever date you again anyway...
Jesse: Well I hope not, if you are gonna smack me at the end of it! God!
Anna: Oh shut up and kiss me goodnight already!
Anna grabs Jesse by the shirt quickly not able to hold back her feelings and
presses her lips into his to kiss him. Jesse is shocked with his hands out in the air.
Then Anna quickly lets go afraid almost pushing Jesse away but then pulls him back to her
and dust off his shirt.
Jesse: Whoa ok. You are the most confusing chick in the world!
Before he can say anything else, Anna slaps his cheeck.
Anna: Don't ever kiss me again ya nasty!
Jesse just keeps looking at her so shocked while Emily and Bri are watching shocked too.
No one is saying a word. Then Anna slowly starts to enter her apartment.
Anna: Goodnight!
Jesse just stands there still rubbing his face disappointed and looking sad.
Jesse: Okay. Goodnight!
Then Jesse turns to exit and head for his penthouse. Emily and Bri already beat him there.
When Jesse goes inside they are there and he is caught off guard again.
Jesse: Ugh, you two...again..
Emily: Oh my gosh, so how was your date? Tell us!
Jesse: I don't wanna talk about it...
Emily: But like, wasn't I right about she was perfect for you?
Jesse: The only thing you were right about is she is blind!
Emily: Wh...*Jesse interrupts*
Jesse: Please...I don't wanna talk about it.
Then Jesse exits into the hallway where the bedrooms are.
Bri: Awe, our wittle Jesse is heartbroken! *crys dramactly* What are we gonna do?
Emily: I think we done enough for tonight. Lets leave.
Bri starts to leave towards the way Jesse left.
Emily: BRI!!!!
Bri quickly turns around and now follows Emily's direction. Then they exit!